Anonymous said:

you keep your dog so close to your face. aren't you afraid it will maul you?

stephtheawesome:

Yes.

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I am

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incredibly afraid of

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getting mauled by a 

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three month old

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puppy.

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Because that is what Reese is — a puppy. Do puppies bite? Yes; they’re teething, it’s to be expected. Has he ever bitten me on purpose or when he was upset? No. And I doubt he ever will.
And tell me, Anon, why should I be afraid of him mauling me? Is it because he’s a Pitbull? If you’re going to say yes, let me tell you right now that that’s a load of bullshit (see what I did there?), and discrimination against Pitbulls isn’t something I care to hear about.

I trust Reese, and I’m confident that he’ll grow into a friendly, well-adjusted dog, because I know how I’m supposed to raise him. He is immensely obedient, loving, smart, and friendly — and he adores meeting new people and spending time with them, so long as they let him sit on their feet.
If he turned out any other way, it wouldn’t be his fault; it would be mine. Don’t blame the dogs — Pitbulls or not Pitbulls. Blame the people who decide that they want dogs like these, but who aren’t responsible enough to put in the effort to ensure that they are well-adjusted, happy, social animals.

And don’t ask me stupid questions about Reese again.

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Anonymous said:

you keep your dog so close to your face. aren't you afraid it will maul you?

stephtheawesome:

Yes.

image

I am

image

incredibly afraid of

image

getting mauled by a 

image

three month old

image

puppy.

image

Because that is what Reese is — a puppy. Do puppies bite? Yes; they’re teething, it’s to be expected. Has he ever bitten me on purpose or when he was upset? No. And I doubt he ever will.
And tell me, Anon, why should I be afraid of him mauling me? Is it because he’s a Pitbull? If you’re going to say yes, let me tell you right now that that’s a load of bullshit (see what I did there?), and discrimination against Pitbulls isn’t something I care to hear about.

I trust Reese, and I’m confident that he’ll grow into a friendly, well-adjusted dog, because I know how I’m supposed to raise him. He is immensely obedient, loving, smart, and friendly — and he adores meeting new people and spending time with them, so long as they let him sit on their feet.
If he turned out any other way, it wouldn’t be his fault; it would be mine. Don’t blame the dogs — Pitbulls or not Pitbulls. Blame the people who decide that they want dogs like these, but who aren’t responsible enough to put in the effort to ensure that they are well-adjusted, happy, social animals.

And don’t ask me stupid questions about Reese again.

no:

Is it too late to try to be myspace famous

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

endiot:

Haha yes we can

indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

(via telapathetic)

ymirsama:

why do guys ask what color your bra is like what you gonna jack off to the color beige

(Source: clintestwood, via sapphicqueenofhell)

j0ye:

thelilysparks:

It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.

THIS IS VERY RELEVANT

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Like this post

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houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

mj-jay:

mj-jay:

every time clementine swears i feel like lee is looking down on her like

image

STOP FUCKIN REBLOGGING THIS RIP IN PEACE MY ACTIVITY

(via pastelgothic)

Like this post
lasagnababy:

i love being friends with my moms friends on facebook

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

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